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Super Bowl Commercial Review #4: Blockbuster

Product: Blockbuster Commercial: Cute commercial with animated animals in a pet shop, using a “mouse” to order movies. Impact: Kinda funny. Maybe my daughter (who’s 7) would find it funny? Information: You can rent movies online or in-store, for “one low price”, but NO PRICE WAS GIVEN! Silly. Will I buy? Probably not. Would I remember this commercial? No Was…

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Super Bowl Commercial Review #3: Doritos

Product: Doritos Commercial: Dorky guy and cute girl both eating chips. He waves at her and gets in fender bender. She trips coming to his aide. Impact: Negligible Information: Idiots eat Doritos? Seriously, they paid MILLIONS of dollars to air this? Will I buy? No Would I remember this commercial? No Was this commercial a waste of money? Yes Overall…

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Super Bowl Commercial Review #2: Bud Light

Product: Bud Light Beer Commercial: Two grab a bud light at the same time, blah, blah, blah Impact: None. Completely forgettable. Information: Ummm.. Idiots drink beer? Will I buy? No Would I remember this commercial? No Was this commercial a waste of Bud’s money? Yes Overall Commercial Grade: F (but only because an F is the lowest possible grade.)