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Super Bowl Commercials Review #20, #21, #22, #23, #24, #25, #26

Product: CareerBuilder.com
Commercial: The office is a jungle?
Impact: Bleh. You hate your job, use CareerBuilder.
Information: A little. If you have this AWESOME audience, why not name a flipping PRICE!!!
Will I buy? Nope
Would I remember this commercial? Nope
Was this commercial a waste of money? Yep
Overall Commercial Grade: D

Product: Doritos
Commercial: Customer and clerk fall in love?
Impact: Kinda funny. I guess.
Information: Nah
Will I buy? Nope
Would I remember this commercial? Not really.
Was this commercial a waste of money? Yep
Overall Commercial Grade: C-

Product: Chevy HHR
Commercial: Pretty funny commercial with rap music and a bunch of guys taking their shirts and pants off.
Impact: Haha.. yeah, that was funny… yeah.. that… was.. fun…
Information: I have no idea what an HHR is.
Will I buy? Nope
Would I remember this commercial? Maybe. It was funny, but not funny, funny.
Was this commercial a waste of money? Probably.
Overall Commercial Grade: C

Product: Bud Light
Commercial: Fist bump replaced by slapping.
Impact: Mildly amusing.
Information: Seriously, do ONLY idiots drink Bud Light? If I were a Bud Light drinker, this would make me change beers.
Will I buy? No, and neither should any self-respecting human being.
Would I remember this commercial? Yes, but only for its sheer stupidity.
Was this commercial a waste of money? Yes
Overall Commercial Grade: C-

Product: King Pharmaceuticals
Commercial: A “heart” is attacked by various diseases.
Impact: Pretty good commercial!
Information: Good commercial, but I’ve already forgotten the website address that was given.
Will I buy? Nah
Would I remember this commercial? The visual, but the company name and website were only shown briefly.
Was this commercial a waste of money? Yes, but just barely. They should have had the info on the screen longer!
Overall Commercial Grade: C+ (Would have been a B if they’d actually shown the product!)
Product: General Motors
Commercial: Robot gets fired? AND commits “suicide”?
Impact: I don’t think Detroit should be making commercials like this, considering the fact that many REAL employees have been fired and face real emotional problems. Quite frankly, a bit disturbing.
Information: GM’s employees are worried about quality?
Will I buy? No
Would I remember this commercial? Yes, but only because it bummed me out.
Was this commercial a waste of money? Hmmm..
Overall Commercial Grade: C

Product: Coca Cola
Commercial: Coca Cola Celebrates Black History.
Impact:
Information:
Will I buy?
Would I remember this commercial?
Was this commercial a waste of money?
Overall Commercial Grade: I will not grade a “non-commercial” commercial.